Losing My Virginity In Panama

I'm good for about two or three lines of Spanish conversation after that it's "Mi Espanol es muy malo" (My Spanish is very bad). Luckily this girl had a little bit of English skills, her name was Anna and she was born and raised in Panama, just what I was looking for. In Ecuador every girl that I had gotten with except for one was from Colombia, I wanted to get with at least one Panamanian while here in Panama.

I didn't waste any time with this girl, I started the negotiation process almost immediately so we could get out of there. She highballed me with $150, I lowballed her back with $75.00, we agreed on an even $100.00! With that done, she said goodbye to her amiga (friend) and we headed for the door. We hopped in the first taxi we saw (A lot of them hang outside of that mall all the time but some are illegals so you have to be careful and make sure you get an authentic cab. Look for numbers on the side of the car and the word "Taxi" written on it also.) and drove back to The Marparaiso.

Trouble at The Marparaiso

As soon as we pulled up to the hotel I jumped out and was about to help Anna out of the cramped backseat when I noticed two Police Officers in the hotel lobby! I had no clue why they were there and I wasn't about to go walking past them with a Hooker to get my room key. I was 90 percent sure prostitution was legal here in Panama but I didn't want to be the "Crash Test Dummy" for the justice system down here. Anna even muttered; "This is no good" I readily agreed and jumped back in the taxi and told the Driver to drive off. That knucklehead wanted to play "20 Questions" and started asking me; "This is your hotel No"? "Why do you not want to go to your hotel?" "You said Marparaiso Hotel Yes?" Finally I yelled "Just drive Motherfucker!" Old girl took over and asked him a little more polite if he could just drive us out of there and over to her place. She lived in some area she said was close to here called "Churio". I didn't care if she lived in "Oz" I just needed to get the heck out of this area.

On my first trip to Panama we had went to visit the Panama Canal of course and on the way we passed what looked like an artillery practice field, but was actually a neighborhood where people lived. This place had to be one of the worse ghettos I had ever seen, it even rivaled the Flavellas of Brazil.

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