Traveling To Ecuador

Republic of Ecuador

Day 1

Trip to Ecuador

I sat in my comfy overstuffed leather chair and watched as the pretty Latina presented a selection of fine wines and champagnes for her customers. I declined them all and settled with a nice fruit drink. The appetizers were equally impressive as the wine list, I opted for the pecan smoked trout, mixed garden salad with goat cheese and rolls on the side. My beef entrŽe was cooked to perfection but I left the vegetables in the same area of the china they were in when they arrived. The hot fudge sundae was a nice finish to the meal so I sat backed and enjoyed it as I sat back and listened to one of my favorite songs from the 80's, "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head come through the premium sound system.

You would think from reading all of that I was sitting in a fine restaurant complete with Hostesses, Waiters, and overpaid Chef's. Not true, I am actually sitting in the first class section of a twin engine aircraft manufactured by Boeing cruising at 37,000 feet and headed due south for the Republic of Ecuador for an important fact finding mission. Now you must think I'm some rich pompous asshole who checks his portfolios online like most people check their email. Again, not true. I'm an average working stiff who has bills, problems, and not enough cash in my accounts like everyone else I know. The only reason I get to travel in such luxury is because I'm an employee of the company that owns this stratosphere cruising machine. That is also the reason I get to visit more foreign countries and states that are united in one year than most people do in ten, or even a lifetime. So don't hate me for being rich, hate me for getting to tap more Latina ass than you do!

This is my first trip to Ecuador so I'm totally open to everything and have no set game plan, except for a trip to the equator (which is why the country is called what it is) so I can stand in both hemispheres at the same time. Other than that I plan to search and destroy as much Ecuadorian vagina as possible. I don't mean to sound like a total knucklehead, I do like to explore the scenic beauties and local cultures of the foreign lands I visit, but when the sun goes down I do like to partake in some serious foreign relations with the local female citizens.

NEXT... Looking for sexy girls in Ecuador and Panama

Jack Armstrong is the pen name for Campus Men's travel writer and an expert on all things related to South American travel, women and Hooters Restaurants. You can see photographs Jack has captured during his travels at Nsane Photography. To ask a question or suggest a topic, contact Jack.